See, this is why you need a writer like me to proofread your stuff, Whether its dialogue for a web comic or a character bio, just send me any of your writing at my e-mail at firstname.lastname@example.org and I will proofread it throughly!!
Government Law Enforcement these days should translate to, "I'm the voice of mad and unintelligible mobs, and we don't want to do our own jobs". Or perhaps, "Boo hoo! My ego is wounded; time to send in Big Brother to fix ALL of my problems!"