Literature
Top-Billin' Villain - script
Top-Billin' Villain
Cedric Snide and AstroCat are looking at the rota. Lt. Ashlyn, Little Jimmy and Arthur Snout stand by.
Snide Not again! I'm fed up with this! Look at this rota.
AstroCat Seems fine to me, citizen.
Snide To YOU maybe, but me?! Look here - Cedric Snide Villain, AstroCat Hero, Cedric Snide Villain, AstroCat Hero, Villlan, villain, villain, hero, hero HERO! And I'm sick of it!
AstroCat But sir, you make an excellent villain!
Jimmy And we all know AstroCat's a hero!
Snide Well NOT any more! This time I'M going to be the hero and YOU can be the villain!
AstroCat Well, a change is as good as a